Did you know there’s actually a brand of soda called “Hee Haw”? We found the diet variety in our staff fridge this past week while cleaning it out. You can probably predict that it tastes generic. It’s sort of a joke by itself.

Some great things are coming up and some have already happened, namely the student senate elections. They received a record-high number of applicants, so be sure to pay some amount of attention to who those individuals are. They make a lot of important decisions, afterall, namely giving you such things as bus passes. The elections are happening Sept. 27, so be sure to come into Student Life and find out how to cast your vote.

Before I get too far along, I just want to say something about the presidential election, as well. That leaked video of Romney essentially demonizing some “47 percent” of Americans as being freeloaders? Ah, what do I care. As if Romney even had a chance of winning the election to begin with, or something.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be patiently awaiting the release of Pokemon Black 2 and White 2, most likely in front of the State Street GameStop. Anticipate a review in our next issue.